album 69 ways a Russian can play darts
He diced it
and then he sliced it
juicy red tomatoes
Got one onion
making tear drops
spicy hot sauce
in the pot
mixed it up a lot
kasha
He yelled
with the
spoon
too hot!
he put in some milk
and squeezed
the lemon
stirring it gingerly
just right
said the Russian
just right
His name is Putin
Vladimir
he had a way to make soup
look like A
surgical table premier
Vladimir Putin
Russia’s brothy
Steer.
Pull up a chair
if you dared come near
porridge from Putin
Better than Campbell’s
and
a can of beck’s beer
in his kitchen
he has all the
racks
from turmeric
And thyme
and a fatty bone
and a lot
of pepper
And salt
big pots
small ones
wooden spoons
dish towels
specially made
for his soup room
don’t worry
about his butcher block
that’s
just for
him on zoom.
Say cheese if you stepped over his broom.