https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Kirkpatrick_(record_producer)
Songwriters: Asia Whiteacre / Ian Eric Kirkpatrick / Justin Tranter / Michael Joseph Wise
Matches lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc
So let’s see. I have my bestie from Rehab Jason Kirkpatrick. Then there’s Johnny Kirkpatrick from the Eastern Shore that my old neighbor Jane Twyford knows. There’s Chris Kirkpatrick you’re going to get ass kicked that Eminem seems upset with. And now there’s IAN ERIC Kirkpatrick that helps write songs for Britney Spears that she sings and never writes. But they do go well with her videos and life don’t they Ian? So out of all these Kirkpatrick people are any of them related? And would Eminem kick any of their asses. Or just slim shady would? And let me ask Marshal if he recalls being about 5 or was it 6 or maybe 7 or 8 when he was tied up in the back of the olde VW in 1981 when I was 10 and abducted also? They called him the mutt from the trailer park. My Michigan cousin. Oh goody Scott Swift.
Can you all imagine. The olde Charlotte Tina and Jason Montgomery NC banana bike crew street gang from 1977 back again. But this time we have a warrant for that dirty Adam Walsh type child killer. Oh boy is this going to wreck Scott Swifts empire plans if it was Jason who wrote all those lyrics and someone stole em 😁💍