But you know Rachel. You don’t seem that preoccupied with your hot dashing prince. I mean. Catherine must be pretty content. We never see her at all now. I know she’s getting chemo and all that but I bet her time off is pretty comforting next to her stallion. And we never hear her complaining or bitching. Ever. My guess is that this portion in Kate’s marriage of the for worse part is a testament to how much her husband loves her and shelters her and keeps her and her children safe. As if William wasn’t a GOD before now he’s even more the man husband prince we all knew he’d be. I sure wish he’d move me to England and find some one 8 inch Scot MAN and force him to love me. But oh well Rachel. When there’s a Rachel and a Taylor Swift in the world by golly who would ever want little ole me? I mean big fat ancient me.
Let us say Rachel that it’s true. You and Tay Tay have a master plan to starve me and keep me suffering. Well. Then thank you. Thank you. Thank you both for reminding me that I have never wanted to starve or torture or take anyone’s home away ever. Not even once. Thank you Rachel and Tay Tay for helping me stay strong in my good moral values and never becoming a bitter jealous vengeful woman. But I will say this TAY TAY. All is fair in my mirror. And I won’t need even one Taylor poem or song to enjoy my reflection. Mirror mirror on the wall who is the reflection Travis sees on his stall.