It’s a sorry state
To be left my a man
At the holy gates
Tina EVE he turned back around
Said he preferred
Disgrace
And not his virginal ACE
Aye
Did he EH that say?
Oh yes
Quite proudly
That he did parade
Then I see this ball eight
A hellish create
No bitterness I fake
No?
Oh no Dante.
Quite the opposite TATE.
I don’t think I shall be sad
One bit
To be traded for a lace
Wow. I don’t believe you.
Oh you don’t?
Well you wouldn’t “TOM”
When it’s you who is this MATE.
And we all laughed
As the drains began to plate.
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