well a home run is nice
a couple of good cheers
never hurt anyone either
I can sit and watch a game
and enjoy it on the stands
but not really my thing
if I don’t need a ring.
chorus 2x
No rules here
can do what you want
toss the ball around
leave for hours
come back or don’t
but if you want me
I’m the poet next door
no torture here
just some sort of sport
on my floor.
If you get endorsed
let me know.
maybe a sports bra
might make me wink
at you
as you stand by my sink
but throw the jock strap out
me thinks. Wink wink.
no torment here
no ultimatum
no needs to fake love
and get everyone to hate him
its really quite simple
I don’t like sports that much
but I love a winner
someone who’s a true sinner
who likes no problems
to confess before dinner
in 2 weeks there will be no need
for even one song
where I complain I was abused
just to put all this on you
all their evil and all their wrong
you won’t need
a a sonneteer next door
in a department
who wants to mistreat you ever
but. I do have an album for another endeavor.
the pop star department.
called lyrics and the weather.